THE USUAL


FULL NAME: elizabeth anne shapland      


DOB:november 20th, 1989


EYE COLOR: ugly? i dont know....concrete colored...


HAIR COLOR: dirty blonde


AGE: 15


WHERE YOU WHERE BORN: emanual (yes alexander hahaha the black hospital)


INNY/ OUTY, LEFTY/RIGHTY: inny, lefty


SHORT/LONG HAIR: longish


SKIN COLOR: caucasian (hanna....hahaha wait WHATS THAT AGAIN) im white.


FAV. WAY OF DRESS: well my FAV. WAY OF DRESS is.....haha i dont know


MAKE-UP OR NONE: a little


GRADE: only one, not 7 though.


MOM'S NAME:anne


DAD'S NAME: john


BROTHERS/ SISTERS NAMES AND AGES: john-patrick-20, timmy-17


FAV. COLOR:orange




EVER


CUSSED?never....


SKIPPID SCHOOL? yes


HIT SOMEONE FORCEFULLY?my brothers haha


BEEN ON A SUBWAY?yes


CHEATED ON A TEST?haha everyDAY in seventh grade (obviously naomi...)


SEEN "ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK" (THAT USED TO BE ON NICK) had the tape for it and actually shit my PANTS when i was four and my babysitter put that on to help me fall asleep....


TAUGHT A LITTLE KID A CUSS WORD? haha every DAY keifer learns something from me.


THROWN ANYTHING AT A MOVING CAR? snowballs


SMASHED SOMEONES HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN? aww thats mean!


EGGED SOMEONES HOUSE? nope


ROLLED SOMEONES HOUSE? hahahahhahahahahha rolled! no i've never rolled someones house. i've TP'D someones house though...


GOTTEN A COMPUTER VIRUS? hahaha YES...thats why we have this brand new one bitches.


HOW DID YOU GET RID OF IT? we...didnt...there were too many it just died


BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT? haha again...with my brothers. we were little goobers back then


LAUGHTED SO HARD YOU CRYED? like DAILY


HUGGED SOMEONE? no......


KISSED SOMEONE?yess?


MISSED SOMEONG? i've never missed someong. but someone? yes.


FAILED A TEST? hahaha every second in math


FLUNKED A GRADE? yeah


MADE AN F ON YOUR REPORT CARD? ummmmm...oh yes last year science. i HATE THAT MAN!


BOUGHT SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS REALLY UGLY B/C SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE OR LOOKED GOOD ON YOU? haha no


LIED ABOUT WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONES HAIR-CUT OR NEW ITEM OF CLOTHING? probably i dunno not that i can remember


HIT AN ANIMAL IN THE ROAD? WHAT WAS IT? aww no but that one time we saw the squirrel just like fly in the air was SO horrible haha


BEEN TO ALTERNATIVE? no?


OFFICE? ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES SINCE YOU STARTED SCHOOL? in middle school yes and i dont remember


FAVORITE/ LEAST FAVORITE CAR? i dont care as long as it works


WHO DO YOU SIT WITH AT LUNCH? hahaha sit with. i remember when people sat with people.


DO YOU THINK JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS HOT OR NOT? I think he's bomb.


WHO GAVE YOU A VALENTINE CARD THIS YEAR? awwww naomi, anuj and dylan! i love you guys


FAVORITE SHOES YOU OWN? my nikes


WHAT INSTRUMENT DO YOU PLAY? OR WISH YOU DID? i play piano...but what i REALLY want is to play the saxaphone.


ARE YOU THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WHOULD SCREAM "NO, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU" IN A QUIET PLACE? hahahahahha everyTIME you go to movies. sometimes i forget though.


WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU DYE YOUR HAIR? lighter blonde probably


WHAT SENT BODY SPRAY DO YOU USE? haha sent. the sCent i use is gucci or ralph


FAVORITE COOKIE? chocolate chip


DO YOU GET INTO MUSIC? HOW? hahaha like literally climb in. what a picture in my mind.


DO YOU CUSS IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS? sometimes


DESCRIBE YOUR ROOM? pretty small, crowded, a lot of things on the walls, birght pink, kind of boring.


WHAT DO YOU WEAR WHEN YOU "DRESS UP"? ummm dress up....things? i dont know like a dress and heels with a necklace


FAVORITE GUYS COLOGIN? what? i dont like go around asking guys what cologne they wear. i dont know the names


WHO ARE YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS? WHY? i have so many. sex and the city girls for sure though? hahaha


HOW MANY POSTERS DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR WALL? WHAT ARE THEY OF? umm all of those black and white ones. then the ones on my door of kissing, then the justin timberlake, dirty dancing, scarface...


SOME INSIDE JOKES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS?oh i have so many. lets go by name.

naomi- east coast trip airplane- jacking off (guaghhtag! noise) HAHA...."umm i have a confession to make. i like seth.".....death breath? (thats for dylan, too.)......RHONDA HUBER!! (or just...entire i swear voice...)....our band, emotional cassoraol. too bad i never learned drums.......dagny, just, dagny......alright lets take it to a TWO......dirty carrots in keifers house, or just, keifer (hahaha- hello, nba? no im sorry matan isnt interested in joining the nba. or the nfl either. bye.) haha

alexander- SHITTER! YOU STEPPED ON MY SHITTER WHAT A SHIT THING TO DO SHITTERS ONLY STEP ON SHITTERS SHITTTTTTTTT......murky bowcop (actually thats to everyone at my moms valentine tea).....off! spray and hair gel in your face....UH OH!....."alexander, my name is not elizab...eli...zezbethgahg....shit just call me va..vagina millers...hey is cynthony a name?".....

wyndal/dylan- i sweeear!......little boy in hot tub trying to act tight.....goldfish in my mouth, actually, starburts too......wilshire park it......deathbreath?....those scooters didnt turn out to be buy one get one freeeeee....

so many more. but my brain hurts.

WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE THAT SOMEONE ELES HAS? a car


FAVORITE TV SHOWS? oh man. simpsons, simple life, americas next top model, oc, newlyweds, family guy, chappelle show...


HOW MANY PICTURES DO YOU HAVE POSTED IN YOUR ROOM? i swear you asked this already


WHO DO YOU LOOK LIKE? i guess according to alexander my eyes and hair look like maryl streeps


WHAT SPORTS TEAM ARE YOU ON? awww i wassssssss on lacrosse


ABOUT WHAT TIME DO YOU GO TO BED ON SCHOOL NIGHTS? WEEKENDS? school- 11:30 weekends- anywhere between 12 to 6


IN WHAT CLASS DO YOU HAVE THE MOST HOT GIRLS/ GUYS IN? study hall for sure


WHO ARE THE RUDEST PEOPLE YOU KNOW? oh god veronica






RANDOM STUFF


WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE? "awwwwww ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch" haha when i get hurt i dont really swear i only swear when i'm angry


DO YOU STILL GO TRICK OR TREATING? i did last year to one house. adn one house only. cat lady. oh yes. aww wait nvm she wasnt even THERE


DO YOUR EYES CHANGE COLORS? YES!


DO YOU BELIVE WE LANDED ON THE MOON? yes....


SPIT OUT A LYRIC FOR ME AND TELL ME WHO SINGS IT AND WHAT SONG IT IS?I'VE GOT MY MIND ON MY TUMMY AND MY TUMMY ON MY MIIIIIND


NAME SOMEONE WHO ANNOYS YOU THE MOST, WHY? veronica. because she never stops talking about herself and how beatiful she is


WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT IT? just sit there staring at her like she's retarded


WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME? get ready for keifers or piano or whatever i have that day


WHAT ARE YOU WEARING NOW? green sweatshirt, pants


WHAT IS IN YOUR POCKET?10 dollars and chapstick


WHAT TIME IS IT? 8:41 pm


WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE NEW?  their eyes and what they're wearing


A NAME THAT PEOPLE CALL YOU THAT TICKS YOU OFF? elizabitch


WHO HAS THE SAME B-DAY AS YOU? hannah synder!!!!


HAVE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS/PEOPLE YOU KNOW HAD A BABY WHILE THEY WERE TEENAGES? ummmmmmm...nope


EVER DONE POT? haha. ever. done. pot.


HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW LIKE THIS? like everyone


AROUND HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU OWN? like 30258213589212 7948672 49867


ABOUT HOW MANY PIECES OF CLOTHING DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR CLOSET THAT YOU ACTUALLY WEAR? a lot


WHAT SONG IS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD? atmosphere


DO YOU SMOKE? not cigarrettes


WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU DRANK BEER/WINE/SHOTS/POPPERS WELL YOU GET THE IDEA? hahaha oh last night






FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT ABOUT GUYS


PUNK OR PREP? neither


SPORTY OF COMPUTER DUDE? neither


HAIRY OR SMOOTH? intbetween


WHAT RELIGION? i dont...care....


HAIR COLOR? i dont...care...


TEETH COLOR? ummm white?


EYES? i dont care


CAR OR TRUCK hahaha car or truck.


COLOR OR CAR/TRUCK? what?! i dont KNOW


SPORT HE'D PLAY? you are retarded. actually i'd prefer baseball haha


BOXERS OR BRIEFS? haha boxers i guess


TAN OR FAIR? i dont knowww


FRECKLES OR NONE? aww freckles are cute. but i DONT CARE


 


FOR GUYS ABOUT GIRLS


HAIR COLOR?


EYE COLOR?


THONG OR UNDIES?


PANTS OR DRESS?


SPORTY OR PREPPY?


WHAT RELIGION?


MUSIC SHE'D LISTEN TO?


DIFFERENT FROM OTHER GIRLS OR THE SAME AS MOST OTHER GIRLS?


NAILS PAINTED OR NOT?


TAN OR FAIR?


FREAKLES OR NONE?





YOUR FAVORITE TRAIT OF THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? i hate you


HOW DID YOU MEET HIM/HER? i didnt


WHERE DO YOU THINK HE/SHE WILL BE DOING IN 10 YEARS? living under a bridge....?




HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO COMPLETE THIS? like 15


WHAT TIME IS IT? 8:45

THIS YEAR, DID YOU … ?

SAVE ANY MONEY: yeah kind of
FALL IN LOVE: yup
VISIT ANOTHER STATE: yup
GO TO A CONCERT: yup
ATTEND A FUNERAL: nup

ATTEND A WEDDING: yup
GET IN A CAR ACCIDENT: nope
GET IN A FIGHT: yup
TO THE HOSPITAL: yup
DO DRUGS: yep
DINK ALCOHOL: yep
EAT EXOTIC FOOD: yep
GET A NEW JOB: yep
LOSE A JOB: almost...
HAVE SEX: No
HAVE SEX IN PUBLIC: yep...nope
HAVE SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON: No
KISS ANY BOYS: yep
KISS ANY GIRLS: aw yeah

GO ON A ROAD TRIP: to...the tri cities!
LIE TO GET OUT OF TROUBLE: yeah
LIE TO GET OUT OF WORK: yeah
LIE TO A SIGNFICANT OTHER: ...nooope
LIE TO YOUR FRIENDS: nothing big
GET ARRESTED: no
GET A SPEEDING TICKET: No
GET ANY SORT OF TICKET:  no?
VISIT AN AMUSEMENT PARK: yes!
STEAL ANYTHING: not...at all....haha
KILL ANYTHING: will logsdon. if he counts as anything. REALLY? NO! HE DOESNT
BREAK SOMEONE'S HEART: joke
HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN: yeah
BREAK THE LAW: yeah
DRINK YOUR SORROWS AWAY: haha

BAsics




What time are you starting this at?: 9:28


What is your full name?: elizabeth anne shapland


Do you like your name?: i dunno not really


If no,What would you change it to?: something tight like...sunnyraindrop haha i actually know a girl named dewdrop. her parents werent hippies like....at all



Age?: 15


Gender: female


What Grade are you in?: 9th


Number of Siblings and age: two brothers...tim's 16..john's 20


Where do you live?: oregon


Where were you Born?: oregon


Why are you taking this survey?: cause i have no homework and i havent taken one of these FOREVER


A little about yourself: im not a morning person.




Faverites


Food: any kind of pasta.


Dessert: chocolate cake


Car: mercedes


Actor: jim carrey, adam sandler, brad pitt, johnny depp....ooooooooh my god.


Actress: uuummmm julia roberts i guess


BAnd: BAnd.


Movie: pulp fiction, usual suspects, oceans eleven (i need to see twelve!), momento, snatch, bad santa, breakfast club, super troupers, dawn of the dead, from dusk till dawn, i know there's more..


Song: uuuummmm....the weed song -bone thugs 'n harmony(haaaaa)
dry your eyes- the streets
hellohihey-lifesavas
pretty much anything by atmosphere
wonderwall-oaisis
by the way-RHCP
sooooo much more


CD: godlovesugly!


Website: NOT the grant freshman forum. THATS for sure.


Game: grand theft auto san andreas


Book: all quiet on the western front
really? really? really?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Subject in School: english...haha or just study hall


State: new york, virginia or california


City: nyc baby


Football Team: philly eagles


Soccer Team: like i watch soccer


Sport: lacrosse


Basketball Team: lakers. really? NO!


HOckey Team: AM i from canada?


Country: switzerland


Animal: dog


Color: orange


Relative: lindsey cause she's my age and she KICKS ASS


Channel(TV): i dont erally watch tv anymore


Show: ummmmmmmm like....(yes kali) biggest loser, real world, laguna beach, pretty much every reality show there is.....ER...


Drink: apple cider


Thing to Do: run 2546357 miles a day. or like...do 45 hours of homework a week....or like...get my cell phone taken away by ms louis


Brand of Clothes: gotttttta have that lucky. i WISH I COULD AFFORD ANYYYYYTHING FROM THERE


Store: urban, american eagle, abercrombie, nordstroms, old navy, hollister, lucky...too bad im so broke i cant afford anything from any of those stores.


Hotel: motel 6. PSSSSYYYYCCCCHHHHEEEEE one time my mom and i stayed there overnight and there actually was a nest of spiders crawling about in every single corner of the room...the floor and ceiling had mold all over it, and the sheets were wet. OHHHH MY GOD and...a piece of the ceiling fell onto my suitcase in the middle of hte night and like...the people above us's like bathroom leaked and got all over my suitcase

IT WAS CUTE!


Number: 21


Word: physician. no not really but thats hte only world i can thnik of


Phrase: up your ziggy with a wawabrush


Season: summer


Type of music you listen to: honestly i listen to every kind of music there IS


Tree: ooooh you know...gotta have those like japense maples.....WHAT HTE HELL KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS?


Flower: sunflower




This or That




car/truck: caaaaaar


USA/UK: never been to the UK


Silver/Gold: silver


Hot/Sexy: sexy


cd/tape: cd


Radio/XM radio: ooohhh...that.


Playstation 2/XboX: PS2


Coke/Pop: coke


Plasma/HDTV: hdtv


SMall town/Big City: city


BAsketball/Football: football


Rainy/dry: dry


Hot/COuld: coooould. cold.


Long/Short: long?


SHoes/pants: pants


This or that about members of the opposite Sex


Muscles/Curves: wtf? muscles...


Tight JEans/Baggy Jeans: baggy...


When you kiss do you like just a Peck on the cheek/French Kiss for about an hour/other?: umm both?


Quiet/Loud: loud


Wild/Quiet: i swear you already asked that.






Love


Do you have a g/f or b/f?: yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssir


If yes what is their name?: boyfriend. orrr.....harry


What's your fave physical feature they have?: ummmm his heigh, eyes, nonturtlexic (thanks zander, for that booooomb word)


Personality Feature?: ummm his mad RAPPING SKILLS?


Have you ever kissed before?: yes


IF so,when was your 1st kiss?: ummmm i dont know. like...awhile ago


Most Recent?:  ummmm i dont know. like...awhile ago



Longest?: i dont KNOW. wait trick question we've only kissed once


Have you ever French Kisssed?: i like how its called french. YES we have made out.


If so, Where?: ummm....in...our....mouths?!?!


Where do you like to go out on dates the most and why?: anywhere because its with HIM dumbass. haha






Friends


Most...


Geeky: none


Stupid: none!


Funny: janey


Boring: its not that dylan is boring. its just that when im with him we never do anything cause im ALWAYS tired hahahaha. which makes us both bored. so really, there was no point to saying that cause dylan isnt boring haha


Exciting: ummmm julia


Talkative: naomi


Quiet: sally?


Smallest: hanna or kali


Tallest: like...any guy friends i have?


Athletic: kelsey!


Flirty: julia


Awkward: no one really


Weird beyond Reason: hahaha kali i love you


Hungary: hungary?!?! like....hungarian!?


If you and only 3 of your friends could live through a lauge,which friends would you choose?: ummm dylan, naomi and kali. omg thats so hard. i love all my friends i can tjust choose 3!


Best Friend: naomi


Best friend of the opposite Sex(excluding b/f or g/f: dylan




Do You BElieve in




God: umm iiiiiiid oont knooooow


HEaven: iiii dont know


HEll: no.


Satan: no.


Aliens: yeah. i sure as HELL thought my parents were aliens at night when i was three. it made me cry.






How much time do you spend






Reading: haha like 2 hours a YEAR


DOing Chores: an hour a day


Playin SPorts: depends what time of year it is


At the movies a month?: like......a total of...7-9 hours






End




What time is it now?: 9:58


Do you hate me for this?: no. finished just intime cause real world's on in TWO MINUTES!!!

when you think everything's perfect....it isnt. ever. and it never will be.

the only thing impossible in this world is perfection.



that's all i have to say about that.

alright so i like never ever write in here anymore except for like putting surveys in cause they're fun haha but i need to keep this up, guys....causei feel so much i dunno, lighter if i kind of put my thoughts somewhere other then my head for awhile you know?

YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: Elizabeth!
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? peter, daniel or jack one of those
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? not unless they wanted to be SUICIDAL.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? emma or kali
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? haha elisabettthh or lisabeth i HATEEEEEE THAT
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? that'd just be BORING.

DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no, not really.
(8) Do you think God has a gender? i really know its really hard to explain like, i dunno
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion?yes
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? i mean i support different peoples beliefs and shit, but like...i mean i personally dont like.....GOD i dont know how to explain myself gah
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? reincarnation is definetley what i've believed in for a long time, but just like heaven and hell dont make sense you know? NO. cause im NOT INTELLIGENT I DONT SOUND SMART RIGHT NOW. STOP TALKING.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? haha what...

HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? its definetly really easy
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? haha kali and janey cause they're so goofy!!
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? hahaha...meeeybe...
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? haha...meeeeeyyyyybe......
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? haha hike "take a hike...kill" haha or goober "hes a definite goober"
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? "

MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? who DOESNT?
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) holy shit. fucking avril lavigne (straight UP naomi...) and sum41 jesus
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? some of that nirvana, bro. haha some of the lyrics are just intense and im like whoa...
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? by the way haha cause its my ring tone, anything poppy like nsync or britney spears, the beatles, atmosphere now cause i listen to it a lot now
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? not anything HAPPY. because i am DEPRESSED right now....
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? hehehe that is definetley confidential.
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? hahaha that one song by r kelly thats just like "let me sex you up" no seriously- its hot.

MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? hmm...jacobs ladder
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? nope
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? haha i dunno when i was little i would always pretend like i liked star wars just becauase my brother and his friend were like obsessed- so i would pretend to be paying attention, but really i just had like thoughts of rainbows and like unicorns in my head while i was watching it- just total spacing out. hahaha. god i was a happy child.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? hot artstic movies. NOT porn like the dreamers though...hahaha
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? hmmmmm...i pretty much love all movies....so thats a hard one haha

FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? are you..JOKING?
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? what? omg pepper jack
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? ...uhh...that i like spicy food? haha i dont know
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? haha probably.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? noopeee.

COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? i;ve got a pc
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? not. that. much.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? eww no..
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? yes everyone is because in person you can actually SEEEE WHAAAAT THEY'RE DOOOING!!!
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? ...haha ya thats why i just pretended like i didnt....damn site STILL sends me notices about it...

THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? that'd be awesome...not for too long tho haha
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? height...definetly. hair, eyes, face, clothes, shoes, humor....pretty much everything. hahaha well i dunno im not like all that picky, just personality can RELALY turn me off.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? oh. when they're flakey, assholes, tactless (yes. naomi.), careless, heartless, morons, immature, cocky, too serious...
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? ummm pretty mcuh EVERYTHING. jesus.

CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? ha. YES. shane west in a walk to remember- HELL YES!
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? JAKE EPSTEINJUSTINTIMBERLAKECHRISTINAAGUILERA haha what GOOOD celeberties. no im totally serious though they're too popular
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? taylor allen used to say i looked like hillary duff all the time, i dont think so though
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? hmmm.....someone HOT. haha j/k i dont KNOW jesus...
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? uh, yes. every fucking day. those damn sisters. YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE FAMOOOOUS.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? ...jake EPSTEIN. that way he could fly to portland have have hot sexx with me. klj!sadfg!!!!
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? hmmm. nope.

NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? HAHAHA one time, i asked my mom what the number for our phone answering machine was, hahahhahaha...and she said 6969 and i just started cracking up
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? ...yeah....it was all a big lie. WHAT...
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? hahaha, yeah. i've had it memorized since i was six- PYSCHE.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? my whaaaa....
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? sure dont.
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? noooope...
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? haha no...
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? yyeess. god i get headaches in math mr lazarack would just be like "elizabeth obviously the answer is 25357.3579o82y74350235 -20385245394263215532. and i'd be like "whaaa..."
(60) What do you think of pi? 3.14...and im done. well said naomi.

LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? hahaha someones obviously just a LITTLE sheltered
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? flattered...unless it was ALLEN! then i would be like "get the HELL away from me 'dark'" haha yes. jasmine. math...
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? uh...NOPE....
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? haha i already tried that. tim....im sorry. but it didnt work out lol
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? huh? in todays society...it pretty much IS "socially acceptable" ha
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? have fun. use a plastic hahahaha YES kali. haha plastic...
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? ...YES.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? hahaha NO!!!
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? what? i dont KNOW im still a virgin. i dont answer questions like THAT yet...
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? hahaha...i didnt notice...thast funny.

POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? my......FAMILY! haha j/k yeah i DO have posession over my whole family...like if you think about it
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? tangible?! i KNOW what that word means...
(73) How badly do you want it? ---
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? yup
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? hahaha a LONG TIME.

HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? no makes me SAD!
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? i dunno after 29 or like 35
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? omg. my PIMP COSTUME! no i literally was a pimp. haha it was tight! yeeees. too bad at the VERY end it didnt work out tho- oh well my slut costume was still PIMP TOO!
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? ewww the one year i had nothing so i was just a princess. it was so boring cause i had like nothing but like a pink dress with like a crown and a wand and high heels. actually it was pretty tight- well i dont KNOW i try to be really weird for halloween haha
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? hahaha hmmmm...none of them.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? like a....secondelizabethsbirthday-day

MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? pretty....good i guess
(83) How good is your long-term memory? good
(84) What is your earliest memory? i dont KNOW...i remember meeting heather though. that was AWESOME. we were in hancock and heather was playing with those like bright light things, and i came up to her and said my name was elizabeth and we went and played dress up. AWESOME!
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)? hahahahaha oh man the time we went to wild waves- and the kid jumped in the pool and goes THAT WAS THE BEST ONE YET. i hadnt laughed that hard in SO long. just that whole day was fucking awesome!
(86) What is your strangest memory? the first time i saw my brothers smoking pot. hahahaha i was so young and nieve. WHAT? sounded like an old woman- i was like HA so young!
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? wouldnt that be tight if you had like lord of the rings memorized? NO. because it'd just be BORING!asdhuag

TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? i dont KNOW....
(89) What book makes/made you cry? i dunno i've never really cried while reading ab ook...wait thats a lie i know i have i dunno
(90) What song makes/made you cry? BOOM bitch whats happenin, BOOM bitch whats happenin- haha no not really im just listening to that right now
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? hahahaha janeys dr sues face. EVERY time man..every fucking time.

THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? omg that'd be AWESOME. like in that one disney movie but his clone was a genius and he was just DUMB...haha i would just have her do all my work and i'd just like go hook up with hot guys and like hang out with my friends. omg that'd be awesome! i could sneak out whenever i wanted!!!!!!!! and my mom would not notice cause she'd be like 'oh elizabeths right here" then my clone could do my chores and shit. aahhh TIGHT.
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? think how nice everyone would be. wait...think how many like 2 year olds would just be like "fuck this im not dying a virgin..wanna have sex?" and just grab the nearest baby to them. hahahaha just imagine that in your head please- wait please dont. ahgafksg get out!!!!!
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? whaaaaaaaaaat?????????
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? NO! but my friends are starting to get mad at me cause im not talkign to them online...hmmm i should probably check my messages...oh HAD a lot of them...
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? yeah i sweat this survey
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? nope
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? hmmmm.................i unno
(99) How would you have answered it? fuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeerrrrrrrr

THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? hmm, right before i lfet naomis i told EVERYOEN there i loved them! haha
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? that...lifes too short to sit here and read my blog, so go get a life, dumbassss

omg. wow i am a BAD. BAD. person. i just dont write in my blog anymore...and i felt bad because
i swore i would- so i need keep THAT up...

god it's sunday and i'm still not extremly happy-bouncing off the walls-excited
it's just like...you know how in corny teen movies things in the beginning get fucked up,
even more fucked up in the middle, then in the end everything is perfect? well, when i get
upset i'm so used to telling myself, "you know what,it doesnt matter, it will all work out
no matter what..." but then things dont get better.

it's fucking annoying. i wish my life were a movie. i dont know...i was just EXPECTING things
would get a lot better....but what i need to do is stop assuming everything will be alright
and just realize i have to make the best of it, and my life isn't a fucking fairytale!


i literally did nothing at all today- i finally talked to him jesus CHRIST it took forever...like
five days of just blowing me straight off and not returning my phone calls...that's WHAT
GUYS DO! they lead you on- pretending like you have something- then they never call
you back, what the SHIT is that? do you think it turns girls on, you think we like it?
HELL FUCKING NO WE DONT! that's just what stress revolves around...

but heres what went down: we're supposed to "hang out" tomorrow...but i know we WONT...

i doubt i have ever cried this hard in my life...and i don't have a good excuse either.