(1) The singular boring question: Elizabeth!
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? peter, daniel or jack one of those
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? not unless they wanted to be SUICIDAL.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? emma or kali
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? haha elisabettthh or lisabeth i HATEEEEEE THAT
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? that'd just be BORING.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no, not really.
(8) Do you think God has a gender? i really know its really hard to explain like, i dunno
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion?yes
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? i mean i support different peoples beliefs and shit, but like...i mean i personally dont like.....GOD i dont know how to explain myself gah
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? reincarnation is definetley what i've believed in for a long time, but just like heaven and hell dont make sense you know? NO. cause im NOT INTELLIGENT I DONT SOUND SMART RIGHT NOW. STOP TALKING.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? haha what...
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? its definetly really easy
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? haha kali and janey cause they're so goofy!!
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? hahaha...meeeybe...
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? haha...meeeeeyyyyybe......
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? haha hike "take a hike...kill" haha or goober "hes a definite goober"
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? "
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? who DOESNT?
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) holy shit. fucking avril lavigne (straight UP naomi...) and sum41 jesus
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? some of that nirvana, bro. haha some of the lyrics are just intense and im like whoa...
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? by the way haha cause its my ring tone, anything poppy like nsync or britney spears, the beatles, atmosphere now cause i listen to it a lot now
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? not anything HAPPY. because i am DEPRESSED right now....
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? hehehe that is definetley confidential.
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? hahaha that one song by r kelly thats just like "let me sex you up" no seriously- its hot.
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? hmm...jacobs ladder
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? nope
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? haha i dunno when i was little i would always pretend like i liked star wars just becauase my brother and his friend were like obsessed- so i would pretend to be paying attention, but really i just had like thoughts of rainbows and like unicorns in my head while i was watching it- just total spacing out. hahaha. god i was a happy child.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? hot artstic movies. NOT porn like the dreamers though...hahaha
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? hmmmmm...i pretty much love all movies....so thats a hard one haha
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? are you..JOKING?
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? what? omg pepper jack
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? ...uhh...that i like spicy food? haha i dont know
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? haha probably.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? noopeee.
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? i;ve got a pc
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? not. that. much.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? eww no..
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? yes everyone is because in person you can actually SEEEE WHAAAAT THEY'RE DOOOING!!!
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? ...haha ya thats why i just pretended like i didnt....damn site STILL sends me notices about it...
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? that'd be awesome...not for too long tho haha
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? height...definetly. hair, eyes, face, clothes, shoes, humor....pretty much everything. hahaha well i dunno im not like all that picky, just personality can RELALY turn me off.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? oh. when they're flakey, assholes, tactless (yes. naomi.), careless, heartless, morons, immature, cocky, too serious...
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? ummm pretty mcuh EVERYTHING. jesus.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? ha. YES. shane west in a walk to remember- HELL YES!
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? JAKE EPSTEINJUSTINTIMBERLAKECHRISTINAAGUILERA haha what GOOOD celeberties. no im totally serious though they're too popular
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? taylor allen used to say i looked like hillary duff all the time, i dont think so though
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? hmmm.....someone HOT. haha j/k i dont KNOW jesus...
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? uh, yes. every fucking day. those damn sisters. YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE FAMOOOOUS.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? ...jake EPSTEIN. that way he could fly to portland have have hot sexx with me. klj!sadfg!!!!
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? hmmm. nope.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? HAHAHA one time, i asked my mom what the number for our phone answering machine was, hahahhahaha...and she said 6969 and i just started cracking up
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? ...yeah....it was all a big lie. WHAT...
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? hahaha, yeah. i've had it memorized since i was six- PYSCHE.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? my whaaaa....
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? sure dont.
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? noooope...
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? haha no...
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? yyeess. god i get headaches in math mr lazarack would just be like "elizabeth obviously the answer is 25357.3579o82y74350235 -20385245394263215532. and i'd be like "whaaa..."
(60) What do you think of pi? 3.14...and im done. well said naomi.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? hahaha someones obviously just a LITTLE sheltered
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? flattered...unless it was ALLEN! then i would be like "get the HELL away from me 'dark'" haha yes. jasmine. math...
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? uh...NOPE....
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? haha i already tried that. tim....im sorry. but it didnt work out lol
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? huh? in todays society...it pretty much IS "socially acceptable" ha
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? have fun. use a plastic hahahaha YES kali. haha plastic...
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? ...YES.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? hahaha NO!!!
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? what? i dont KNOW im still a virgin. i dont answer questions like THAT yet...
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? hahaha...i didnt notice...thast funny.
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? my......FAMILY! haha j/k yeah i DO have posession over my whole family...like if you think about it
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? tangible?! i KNOW what that word means...
(73) How badly do you want it? ---
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? yup
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? hahaha a LONG TIME.
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? no makes me SAD!
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? i dunno after 29 or like 35
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? omg. my PIMP COSTUME! no i literally was a pimp. haha it was tight! yeeees. too bad at the VERY end it didnt work out tho- oh well my slut costume was still PIMP TOO!
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? ewww the one year i had nothing so i was just a princess. it was so boring cause i had like nothing but like a pink dress with like a crown and a wand and high heels. actually it was pretty tight- well i dont KNOW i try to be really weird for halloween haha
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? hahaha hmmmm...none of them.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? like a....secondelizabethsbirthday-day
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? pretty....good i guess
(83) How good is your long-term memory? good
(84) What is your earliest memory? i dont KNOW...i remember meeting heather though. that was AWESOME. we were in hancock and heather was playing with those like bright light things, and i came up to her and said my name was elizabeth and we went and played dress up. AWESOME!
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)? hahahahaha oh man the time we went to wild waves- and the kid jumped in the pool and goes THAT WAS THE BEST ONE YET. i hadnt laughed that hard in SO long. just that whole day was fucking awesome!
(86) What is your strangest memory? the first time i saw my brothers smoking pot. hahahaha i was so young and nieve. WHAT? sounded like an old woman- i was like HA so young!
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? wouldnt that be tight if you had like lord of the rings memorized? NO. because it'd just be BORING!asdhuag
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? i dont KNOW....
(89) What book makes/made you cry? i dunno i've never really cried while reading ab ook...wait thats a lie i know i have i dunno
(90) What song makes/made you cry? BOOM bitch whats happenin, BOOM bitch whats happenin- haha no not really im just listening to that right now
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? hahahaha janeys dr sues face. EVERY time man..every fucking time.
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? omg that'd be AWESOME. like in that one disney movie but his clone was a genius and he was just DUMB...haha i would just have her do all my work and i'd just like go hook up with hot guys and like hang out with my friends. omg that'd be awesome! i could sneak out whenever i wanted!!!!!!!! and my mom would not notice cause she'd be like 'oh elizabeths right here" then my clone could do my chores and shit. aahhh TIGHT.
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? think how nice everyone would be. wait...think how many like 2 year olds would just be like "fuck this im not dying a virgin..wanna have sex?" and just grab the nearest baby to them. hahahaha just imagine that in your head please- wait please dont. ahgafksg get out!!!!!
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? whaaaaaaaaaat?????????
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? NO! but my friends are starting to get mad at me cause im not talkign to them online...hmmm i should probably check my messages...oh HAD a lot of them...
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? yeah i sweat this survey
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? nope
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? hmmmm.................i unno
(99) How would you have answered it? fuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeerrrrrrrr
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? hmm, right before i lfet naomis i told EVERYOEN there i loved them! haha
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? that...lifes too short to sit here and read my blog, so go get a life, dumbassss